Our newer friends might not know this but, yes, there was a Trump Action Figure once. It's a long story.
The abbreviated version is that we made him - with removable hair and tiny little hands - for the 2016 election, thinking it would be a funny one-off that would disappear as soon as he lost to Hillary. You know how that turned out.
Following the election, we declared that we'd donate all profits from Trump's figure to the ACLU and we set about selling them off until they were all gone - never to be produced again.
We thought that was the end of it but, to our chagrin, while cleaning out the office last week, we discovered three last Trumps hiding away in an unmarked box. We'd pledged that we'd never sell them again, but...
There's nothing stopping us from giving them away! So that's what we're going to do. In a raffle.
Want one?
Here's how to enter:
1. Go to Instagram
2. Follow us (@fctry)
3. Comment #DUMPTRUMP on today's post
Click the link below to get started. We'll announce three winners on Instagram tomorrow.
UPDATE
Congrats to the 3 winners of our last 3 Trump Action Figures: @itsonlymemories, @billvaccaro, and @redpandamama!
87 comments
Please please produce one more Trump’s Dumps. I have Trump toilet paper and pooping Trump. I need to add to my collection.
I’d really like to purchase a Trump action figure. If you produce more, let me know.
@Delores. We never said they’d stick around forever! (Actually, if you read the post, we kind of said the opposite). Characters come and go from our collection with the times and right now we don’t have any plans to produce more Trumps or Hillaries.
I’ve been trying to get Trump and Hillary what’s up with that, why can’t I get my action figures
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