The Final Trump Dump
Our newer friends might not know this but, yes, there was a Trump Action Figure once. It's a long story.
The abbreviated version is that we made him - with removable hair and tiny little hands - for the 2016 election, thinking it would be a funny one-off that would disappear as soon as he lost to Hillary. You know how that turned out.
Following the election, we declared that we'd donate all profits from Trump's figure to the ACLU and we set about selling them off until they were all gone - never to be produced again.
We thought that was the end of it but, to our chagrin, while cleaning out the office last week, we discovered three last Trumps hiding away in an unmarked box. We'd pledged that we'd never sell them again, but...
There's nothing stopping us from giving them away! So that's what we're going to do. In a raffle.
Want one?
Here's how to enter:
1. Go to Instagram
2. Follow us (@fctry)
3. Comment #DUMPTRUMP on today's post
Click the link below to get started. We'll announce three winners on Instagram tomorrow.
UPDATE
Congrats to the 3 winners of our last 3 Trump Action Figures: @itsonlymemories, @billvaccaro, and @redpandamama!
87 comments
I like a nemesis for my action figures. How else am I going to plot a good story line for their shenanigans? Not only that, but it keeps things neutral in office settings. I would love a Putin and really think you should create a “nemesis” line of action figures. Please???
Trump figures rock it is awesome that figure sold out but the other figures are still available guess no one wants AOC or Biden or fauci
Oh please run another batch of of traitor trumps. Heck, I’d pay double for one!
I WANT HILLARY!!!!